Australians. Can't take 'em anywhere - Look at this photo closely.

Death - the last taboo: The Interactive Autopsy. Requires FLASH. Not gory because all cartoon, the only video is a pathologist explaining the trouble with brains. There is more detailed info on autopsies, autopsy instruments, decomposition, morgues and mortuaries etc, on the associated site. It doesn't, however, tell you which are the best cuts of meat for eating purposes. For that information, I suggest looking into the careers of Ed Gein or good ol' Bert Fish.

Obituaries of the Future - Nov. 11, 2009 - Busey – Gary (65) fell to his death from the top of the Bunny Lodge in Laughlin, Nevada, after a brief standoff with the Nevada police, screaming about his ferrets getting into a fracas with some weasels.

Your favorite cereal is now even more Devilishly Delicious! Satan Snaps - breakfast of Chant Aeons.

Poove Penguins - Japanese researchers have found several penguins living a rather lavendar lifestyle. They're wooly-woofters. Friends of Dorothy. Camp as a row of tents. Limp-wristed caricatures. Benders. Shirt-lifters. They're gay penguins. And there's nothing wrong with that.

Abraham Lincoln was Gay - a woolly woofter. more inside

The Historic Tale Construction Kit - Make your own Bayeux Tapestry-type story with this flash applet thingy. Or read the ones already submitted to the gallery. Few of which are any good, so Monkeys can liven it up a little. I stole from some crappy site.

Playable Parody of King's Quest - called Peasant's Quest. Your objectives are to dress like a peasant, smell like a peasant, and be on fire like a peasant. Requires FLASH. From the people who brought you Homestar Runner which I despise. Via Nerdfilter

"She sneaked in and did it to me one night, I swear!" - Stinky unwashed homeless Japanese guys are being given sexual relief by an attractive female visitor. A tireless, brave reporter sacrifices himself to get to the bottom of the story. He gets lucky. Woohoo! more inside